So I'm reading "The Lost Symbol" by Dan Brown for the third of fourth time, and I don't really know why. As a preface, Dan Brown is a very talented writer, and I've read all his classic mystery thrillers (after I ran out of Micheal Crichton books- RIP), but the more I re-read the more uncomfortable my sub-conscience becomes with the laissez faire attitude towards the main character's personality. For example, I came across a passage like the one I have replicated below.
Katherine: All we have for clues is this meaningless jumble of letters and an weird old painting- how can this be a map! This makes no sense! and if we don't figure it out my BROTHER IS GOING TO DIE!
Langdon: Actauly we have all of the information we need.
Katherine: What? You know how to decode this!? You see the map?
Langdon: Do you not see it? Its quite obvious- why my Harvard students would have no trouble figuring this out.
Katherine: Uh.. I don't see anything- is it the hour glass?
Langdon: I say Harvard students because that's where I teach.
Katherine: ?
Langdon: Not the hours glass. I teach at Harvard. Go ahead- guess again!
Katherine: I- wha-? the compass? The, uh, telescope?
Langdon: Nope!
Katherine: Are you taking this seriously? PETER WILL DIE!
Langdon: Oh yes! Dear Peter! To cut to the chase- the clue is......
Katherine: ... is what?
Langdon: the magic square!
Katherine: What is wrong with you?
Langdon (sounding hurt): I was just building up suspense.
Katherine (In disbelief): right... A magic square? You mean that grid of numbers in the corner?
Landgon: Precisely!
Katherine: Why is it magic?
Landgon: Try adding up the numbers in each row.
Katherine (Incredulous): uh... 9+13+... Wait- stop messing around- just decode it!
Langdon (unfazed): The rows all add up to 34- isn't that neat?
Katherine: ...Is that important?
Langdon: And the columns- they add up to 34 too.
Katherine: Is the number 34 important?
Langdon: So do the diagonals
Katherine: ... gimme that pencil- i'll figure this out
Langdon: And the corners
Katherine: it says, "One True God"
Langdon: And the center. Also adds to 34.
Katherine: I'm sorry- you escaped CIA custody how?
hahahahaha sounds EXACTLY like the book :)
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